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% N) @' C: G  P圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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; A5 ^7 M4 |. h) ]3 ?: m1 yNo.1: （冷笑话型）

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No.2（没话找话型）





8 D3 n, [% k# n+ R“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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. L6 y, _! z1 c) i" ~No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）

  W* Y# j' f* _: V5 t* X2 C8 Z3 }-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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3 F: \7 K% T) f: j' x6 t8 F-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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3 {; f/ j4 o- \-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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' r. ]2 l9 L' M% L" i2 }-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.


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No.6（酒吧场景）

1 N1 M, U' e3 \1 N-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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; j6 D6 m; u  \" j0 \-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

7 j3 V0 ]' t+ p1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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& v' N& x8 G( g8 WExample: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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$ J2 J$ B5 V1 T/ f5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

( E* D3 f7 o3 \2 u  ~NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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' ~5 S& V! C, p+ c7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



/ o; @; c1 r" S7 o3 W# n8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

7 n$ u% c8 H. K1 A5 u# R8 H! h9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

) }1 F2 y8 @& V0 p10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范

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Klaus（始祖家族）
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Damon（吸血鬼日记）



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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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Walter（绝命毒师）
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咕噜（指环王）


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  n3 d4 N3 V+ `$ P" m" B0 u看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～



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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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3 q2 ^; I. B" R# g7 n' j用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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( h# d# l, {+ M; `0 d) m; P% v最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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勇敢去吧！

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送你挽尊语~
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